He is Mi and I am Yu

In the martial art room:
James talking to Master

Watch the video first:

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Read the script:

James: Who are you?
Master: You.
James: No, not me, you.
Master: Yes, I’m You.
James: Just answer the damn question. Who are you?
Master: I have told, You.
James: Are you deaf?
Master: No, You is blind.
James: I’m not blind, you blind.
Master: That’s what I’ve said.
James: You just said what?
Master: I did not say “what”, I said You.
James: That’s what I’m asking you.
Master: And You is answering.
James: Shut up!

James pointing at the other instructor in the room.

James: You!
Master: Yes?
James: Not you, him! What’s your name?
Guy: Mi (Pronouncing as “Me” )
James: Yes, you.
Mi: I am Mi.
Master: He is Mi, and I am You.
James: And I’m about to whoop your old ass man, because I’m sick of playing this game.  You,(pointing at the Master) Me (pointing at himself) everybody ass around here!